Pervert Massage. He is a regular at a nearby coffee house I work at and I hope he reads this. From day one, he has made ALL of the females highly uncomfortable with comments, unsolicited massages to employees, sexual jokes, moaning noises, excessive kissing with his wife, who like him, is looking for people to join their swinging circle. He is a total creep and I hope he goes out of business. Good for the ladies who finally came forward and said his massages are unprofessional. He is a huge a-hole who should probably have his license revoked and be in sexual rehabilitation. Stay away from him!!
If there were an option to leave NO stars, then I would!! I had a massage here with the owner, Brian, and it was the LONGEST 90 minutes of my life. I couldn't wait for it to be over. It started out quite lovely, however, but it rapidly went down hill. The first red flag was when I had both arms and hands in his lap while I was lying face down on the table. That was ALMOST tolerable until he let out a groan that was equal to what one might hear in a porn; at that point, I think my skin actually started to crawl.
At one point, he asked me if I would be comfortable with some "on table massage". Not knowing any better, I agreed. This then gave him permission to straddle me on the table to continue the massage and the inappropriate moaning. He then proceeded to pull me off of the table by my arms, fully exposing my breasts. Thank GOD he was behind me, but I'm not convinced that he didn't have a video camera hidden in there in just the right position.
He did some VERY uncomfortable moves with my legs and was very close to my genitals, which totally gave me the creeps. At one point, he put the soles of my feet together and pushed my knees down so that they were flat on the table, making me completely spread eagle. I was horrified. At many points in the massage my full bottom was exposed.
I couldn't even come close to relaxing because of the bizarre and uncomfortable nature of this massage.
I would NEVER recommend this business to anyone! Please think twice before you consider Milwaukee's Best Massage
Spoiled and Pampered. Take some time out for yourself and let someone else take care of your aches and pains. It will be a caring and comfortable experience which will provide the relaxation so difficult to find elsewhere. Don't deny yourself another day of healing.
Truly the Best Massage!. I'm always a bit cautious when anyone or anything claims to be the BEST - but this time I needn't be. Brian really does provide the best massage I've had in years. I arrived in Milwaukee in early November with the names of a few massage therapists, but after visiting Brian I threw the other names away and booked another session with him. He's personable, friendly, provides an absolutely wonderful, professional massage and when he smiles his eyes light up too. If I lived in the area, I'd be a regular. Thanks Brian! Gerry
Best Massage in Milwaukee for Real.
I love getting massages and get them whenever I can. Being new to Milwaukee I wanted to find a therapist who would work on my whole body and not be afraid of going deep when necessary. Brian was recommended by a friend so I booked a 90-minute session.
Wow! Tall, handsome with big blue eyes and that salt and pepper hair that I love so much. When I entered the reception area, Brian welcomed me with a warm handshake and offered me some wine. He exudes energy and I immediately felt I could trust Brian with my body and my needs.
I filled out the first-time form. Then he walked me to the massage room. It's beautiful. The walls are a soft green. This amazing tree of life picture hangs on the wall. Candles placed throughout. A spot to hangs my clothes. And the massage table is so soft and warm (it was actually heated).
Brian asked me about my draping preference. Since this would a session that included Lomilomi and Eselan style massage, I opted for just a towel to cover my tush.
Once I was ready to begin, Brian came back in the room and turned off his Happy Light so that it was almost dark. I heard the sound of soft waves and started to relax. From the moment he put his hands on me I was in heaven.
He massaged my scalp and neck and proceeded to my shoulders. Every fiber of my being melted. I felt such a sense of bliss as I could feel his energy coursing through me. He used long flowing moments across my body and used the right amount of pressure the whole time.
For 90-minutes he kneaded, stroked, stretched and massaged my body. I didn't want it to end. Brian has a rare ability to make me all of me feel good. My body. My mind. My soul. All of them seemed connected and aligned.
When it was over, Brian rocked me slowly. He whispered that the session had ended and encouraged me to take my time getting dressed. Afterward, he greeted me in the reception area with a bottle of Propel. I thanked him, paid him for the session and scheduled my next session.
I am hooked!
Truth in Advertising! The best massage. An amazing touch, very relaxing. Brian really delivers on his promise of delivering the best massage in Wauwatosa. I go a 90-minute session, and every moment of it was blissful. He has big hands and combines the best of different massage styles; deep-tissue, plus Swedish, plus and incredible light touch that turned me into one giant goose bump! I've been back 3 times so far, and will be back again and again. Whether you're a male or female, you'll feel comfortable right away and can count on Brian to give you a 100%.
Thanks so much for your review. I appreciate your business. I am now offering 2-hour massage sessions, so that you can enjoy the experience even more! Looking forward to our next session together.
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